pastor troy

"The last ni**a is da pastah... ready ta blast ya. I don't play no muthafu*kin games, D-S-G-B, ya know tha name, wood grain in the muthafu*kin doudy truck, got the black n' red seats with the Georgia tuft, an' i got my helmet hangin' out the winda ready to buss da head of a Fuckin Pretendah! N*GGA AS SOON AS I ENTA, YA KNOW I'M MAKIN' NOISE, PASTOR TROY AND DA EAST SIDE BOYS! AK's Bussin, i ride da whole clip, i cock at that ho, and let the MOTHAFU*KA RIP! cuz sank shit is whad-i live for.... fuck him,.... fuck her. i'm representin', put some more 'yac in my mug...... SO I CAN THROW IT UUUUUUP!!!!

the above lyrics were from Lil Jon's album Part II featuring the East Side Boys and such Dirty South artists. the song this verse is in is called 'Throw It Up'. oh yeah.

Pastor Troy.

by stompy September 8, 2006

Pastor Larry L. Booker

The most amazing man in Pentecost. He has the most brilliant blue eyes with the most endearing smile.

He looks into your soul and has the most kind heart.

"While our ushers are coming to sing..."

"What, are you going sky diving or something?"

"Have mercy!"

"And don't get me wrong folks, I'm not trying to be ugly or anything."

From the mouth of Pastor Larry L. Booker

by Won'tTakeNOForanANSWER October 16, 2008

pastor joel

Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.

Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread

In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.

Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?

Stephanie: That's really good of him!

by Turbo Mosaic October 16, 2023

tacos al pastor

God's Tacos,man created a taco soo delicious, he created the concept of God to have something to compare it to. God met the taco al pastor, stood up, and gave it his chair. The Taco then made God shit himself in its greatness.

The only man equally badass to survive the taco AL pastor, is Luis Gasca, and he laughs in the face of "God", tacos al pastor are great.

by Luis Gasca May 25, 2006

pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 5, 2016

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

Pastorized

When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

That poor boy has been pastorized

by Consuela October 28, 2019