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phonebook

the act of hitting someone over the head with a phonebook at parties due to them knocking over a cup or spilling something; a rule of beer pong
"Hey did you see Pat get phonebooked the other night? It looked pretty rough."
"Yeah, we hit him so hard he fell down. Oh well, he deserved it."
by fellowpartythrower January 8, 2010
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PhoneBone

A Phonebone is phone sex between two real people. Not phone sex beteen a person and a (fantasy) operator. A Phonebone is real phone sex - real masturbation, real moans and real orgasms. Usually a phonebone is between a a couple in a relationship. But sometime, and often times its between two strangers who get into a private conversation over a chatline, such as Intimate Encounters adult chatline (1-800-627-4263). Chatlines are where hot girls call in search of guys for annonymous phone sex with guys that turn them on.
A call Intimate Encounters Adult Chatline and Engage In One On One Private Conversation With A Horny Girl and Ask her To phonebone with me.
by Ivan Boesky April 19, 2009
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Shanghi Phonebooth

A Shanghi Phonebooth is a popular orgy among party goers, involving a large amount of people in a small area, having sex simultaniusly.
Dude 1: "This party is gay"
Dude 2: "Shanghi Phonebooth?"
*Awkward silence*
Dude 1: "Suit up"
by Mr.Manhatten November 6, 2010
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Phonebook dumping

Contrary to the "invisible" cancellation of subscriptions, Phonebook dumping consists of depositing stacks of unwanted telephone books in front of offices of the business in who's name they are distributed (i.e., Verizon, Pacific Bell) in an attempt to bring consequences to bear upon these businesses that generate them. It is especially prevalent during Phonebook Month (observed) (U.S.), the month following distribution of stacks of phonebooks.
Every year we observe one or two weekends in Phonebook Month by collecting copies from all the lobbies and mailrooms on the block in a shopping cart and phonebook dumping them in front of the Verizon store in the middle of the night. Then we get smashed.
by fizzyfizzz@yahoo.com January 4, 2012
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myspace phonebook

A school yearbook or collection of old yearbooks.
When trying to find more people to friend, I get out the myspace phonebook.
by astropodfive May 28, 2007
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Phonebooking

The act of accessing FaceBook from your cell phone.
My laptop is down so I am on Facebook from my cell phone....God I hate phonebooking!
by CavesWoman October 1, 2010
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Teriyaki Phonebook

When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.
Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."

Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"

Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."

Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."
by Bruce Bartwo August 29, 2011
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