interr-phone-tion

when some1 intterupts you when your on the phone, to ask, who it is you are talking to...greatly upseting you.

kg:(on the phone) "so i was saying to her.....

(interuption) sticky: "HEY WHO IS THAT??!!)

kg: (on the phone) gd!!!!....sry there was a interr-phone-tion

by KEGmurder December 11, 2010

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running into phone pole

This is what happens when you are running and you don't look out ahead, then you run into a damn phone pole, punch it with a fist, and fall on your behind!

Steve was running fast, until all of a sudden when he went running into phone pole!

by LongDistanceRunner October 11, 2009

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Intimate Phone Sex

Being so horny that you have to shove your penis in the charging port while the women on the other side shoves the entire phone up her vaginal canal

Theadore: Marissa, I love you so much let’s have intimate phone sex tonight
Marissa: ok last time I did this part of my case got stuck in my uterus

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019

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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).

During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

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International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day

Sometimes it happens, you’re holding your phone above your face and then you suddenly drop it on your face. Your phone often hits your nose since it’s centered on your face. Sometimes you’re just having a bad day.

*About to take a picture* And your phone drops on your head. ”Oucch my nose! It must be my unlucky day, must be the International Drop Your Phone On Your Face Day”

by A Croatian Dude July 22, 2019

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