That horrible sensation when you have just coughed or sneezed and a hot sensation bubbles up from your throat and you realise that you are just about to phlegm up.
Malcolm stood in the middle of his garden, guests surrounding him. He tried to clear his throat as it felt raspy. He tried for a cough and before he knew it an acrid tasting and foul orange dart of hot spew issued forth from his mouth and down onto his shoes. Everyone looked stunned and disgusted including his aunt Miriam. They all knew what had just happened. Malcolm had phlegmed up.
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Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.
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( noun ); The dirty spray that comes up from the rear wheels of the vehicle in front of you, as you drive on a rain-slick road.
Driving is dangerous if you cant see the road clearly. Keep wiper fluid in your car to wash away the road-phlegm.
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"remember Ian from elementary? dude, he's such a phlegmmy. I saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose ." "Gross. I remember when he'd scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. Remember when they caught him masturbating in class?!"
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