Phlegmmy

a mentally capable person who has poor hygienic habits and no control over nasal, bladder, and erectile function.

"remember Ian from elementary? dude, he's such a phlegmmy. I saw him walking the halls with his entire index finger up his nose ." "Gross. I remember when he'd scratch his mosquito bites on his legs till they bled. Remember when they caught him masturbating in class?!"

by disobey160 November 17, 2010

Peggy Phlegmming

A woman who, due to heavy smoking, has a persistant, phlegmy cough

Sounds like ol' Peggy Phlegmming is here

by Tommy Hodges September 4, 2013

phlegmman

One who enjoys menage a trois, Thai hookers, and everything else a depraved and sick man might enjoy.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

phlegmman

A transvestite prostitute who specializes in oral pleasure

I thought she was hot 'til I found out she was a phlegmman

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Phlegmy

That act of giving oral sex while being sick.

Bro, my chick has been sick as fuck lately but I got the dopest phlegmy last night. Straight up lady and the tramp status too, little phlegm stuck to my dick from the back of her throat.

by leavelucktoheaven December 10, 2022