Hybra-vibra-phication

The feeling one has when they believe their phone has vibrated in their pocket when it hasn't, only for it to then go off a few seconds later.
A common super power many teenagers of the 21st century have and could use to possibly save the world.

John: 'Hey dude. My phone just went off in my pocket...'
Bill: 'Take a look.'
John: 'Oh wait, it didn't.'
*John's phone vibrates*
John: 'Shit man, now it did.'
Bill: 'You could be Clark Kent with that Hybra-vibra-phication shit, John! That's such an awesome super power!'

by Save_Marla_Singer August 20, 2008

phallacious

A word describing the types of egomaniacal lies men will tell in order to get attention/sex.

His claim to have extensive knowledge about wine, philosophy and Italian sports cars is totally phallacious.

by Zagaloo November 25, 2009

PHilatio

The service of giving oral stimulation to a STD infected penis.

Freddy Mercury gave PHilatio to way too many AIDS victims.

by nodrip November 22, 2010

Phillidiots

Any number of people that dwell in the Philadelphia,PA metro area.

Every time I go out around here I run into Phillidiots.

by JoeNJ2 December 20, 2010

Philacio

The oral pleasuring of a phil caused by suction of the mouth and motion of the head. Usually (if done right) results in ejaculation.
Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

Example 1

Guy 1: O man bro my phil filaciated me so great yesterday.

Guy 2: Dude why are you telling me this?

Guy 1: Sorry I just like philacio...

by goforj4 October 16, 2011

Phillios

A group of boys (12 or younger) who can manage ten wanks in 30 minnits

by James May 1, 2003

toucho-homo-phillio

A medical condition that describes an overt physical sexual attraction to dirty, homeless men.

Seeing that half-naked filthy man shovel dumpster French fries into his face makes me want to stop taking my toucho-homo-phillio meds.

by PunCourtJester October 4, 2008