PHP 

worst shit ever made

person 1: PHP is nerdy,
person 2: real

PHP by lucaca January 18, 2023

php 

Commonly referred to as the Perl for n00bs. Learn a REAL language...

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "PHP sucks... hard..."

php by perlboy June 26, 2006

PHP 

People who don't totally understand what php is would argue that php/java/python is the best in the world. However as da real OG I'm telling you man PHP, the PxxnHubPremium does act as your best companion.

"Dude I study my php session"
"Oh yeah? Where are you learning?"
"It's that website you dumbass"

PHP by XDboys July 17, 2019

php 

Pretty Huge Penis

Wow, that's a PHP!

php by phpboi January 6, 2021

PHP 

The language that is fucking garbage steven haking movement looking headass. This word doesnt even have words to describe it. PHP is like if you fuked your sister and the baby was php

Im not ashamed of my kinks. I ashmed that i code in php

PHP by HazAr2 February 3, 2021

PHP 

Pubic hair pinch when your pubic hair gets stuck in/on your underwear and pulls

Ow that hurt, I think I've got a PHP

PHP by N3rdyZ0mbie March 27, 2021

PHP 

A disorder where people are either diagnosed or born with the human skull in a pointy shape form

Giovanny’s pizzeria was full of PHP’s!

PHP by sc-keenennba February 23, 2022