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petite

A woman UNDER 5'4 (or 162cm), who is small-framed and, usually skinny.

All thin girls are not petite but, all petite girls aren't necessarily thin either.

(Sometimes men can be referred to as petite when they are the male equivalent of the definition above.)
Example 1: Mary-Kate Olsen is most likely petite from drug binges and malnourishment. Minh Hoa, (who lives in Vietnam) is most likely petite due to her genetics.

Example 2: Ashley is 5'6, wears size eight shoes, and weighs one-hundred pounds. She's definitely very thin but, still not petite.

Example 3: My mother weighs over one-hundred-fifty pounds but, is only 4'11 and a half. She is obese but, she still shops in the petite clothing stores because of her short stature and size five feet.
by unlucky777 December 1, 2006
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Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
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Penrith

A city located about 50km west of Sydney Australia. Home of the champion 'Penriff Pamfers' Football club. It houses more McDonalds restaurants per capita than any other city. It is also the home of the FIRST Krispy Kreme in Australia.
Places to Visit :
* Pamfers World of Entertainment
* Pamfers Maccas Car Park (thursday-Saturday nights)
* Nepean River (turn at the roundabout just before Pamfers)
* Pamfer Pizza and Kebabs on High St
You may hear any of the following phrases while passing through the town :
1. Show us ya ti7s ya mole!
2. U garn to Pamfers?
3. Carrrrrn Pamfers!!
4. G'darrr Marrrt! How's it garrrn?
5. Some bastard stole me flannies!! (usually followed by 'Anyway, I'm off to Pamfers')
by Adrian November 14, 2004
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would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.
by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021
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petitebob

A man of great compassion, resilience, dedication and likes the word tosser too much and might actually be one. Has a friend called Spooks that isn't black.
Wow you see Jerry over there, he's a real Petitebob
by 5pooks July 7, 2019
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Petite

A word used to describe something cute and adorable, it could be an insult for some but a lot will think that it's a sweet word to call a little girl.
"Rosebelle is so cute and petite, she's a little angel!"
by LittlePinkPrincess May 18, 2018
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pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it
1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.
by crazy party man March 17, 2009
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