Jack Peterson 

An abnormaly large penis capable of bottoming out in anyone / anything

"Wow that's a Jack Peterson if I've ever seen one"

Jack Peterson by long chong silver December 31, 2014

Pulling a Trenton Peterson 

Pulling The Trenton Peterson mean to find someone’s private photos as a targeted attack and post that persons private photos after sharing them around. Pulling the Peterson.

“Did you get Peterson’d?”

“Like Pulling a Trenton Peterson on you?”

“Yeah he did! I found out from his mother and she bought him a cat and now he sits at home all day petting his little feline like Dr.Evil”

Pulling a Trenton Peterson by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023

Peterson Level of Abstraction 

A level of specificity too specific to be of concern to a layperson, but that is often discussed at great length by those concerned with minute details of the subject matter.

A: "But if the transmutation statute requiring written evidence kicks in after 1985, you can rebut the 1984 Anti-Lucas joint tenancy presumption written requirement with an oral or implied transmutation agreement from 1984 through 1985. And conversely, the oral or written rebuttal before the 1987 Anti-Lucas Joint Title Presumption can overcome the transmutation requirement from 1985 through 1987, right guys?"

B: "I guess... but do we really need to know all that? That sounds like a Peterson Level of Abstraction you're getting to there."

Peterson Level of Abstraction by In re Marriage of Mix April 30, 2010

Peterson bag 

A bag of small, insufficient or lackluster amount of leaves. Usually perpetrated by a person trying to rush through their work so as to return to their True North.

If I can catch it with one hand it is a PETERSON BAG!!!!!!

Peterson bag by Poooooody February 4, 2009

Brent Peterson 

A very talented, unique, cute, truthful, favoring, and thoughtful individual who dreams of becoming president. You should vote for him.

Quandale Zoinks Cornelius JiggleSquiggle Bottom IV: I'm voting Brent Peterson 2024 for president of the United States."

Brent Peterson by bckm.009 October 17, 2022

Yeeterson peterson 

the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!

So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(

Yeeterson peterson by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019

Jordan Peterson 

A fuckin' white male Canadian psychologist that has harnessed meme magick with his Kermit voice. He utters things that have been kept secret from the foundation of the world.

Jordan Peterson: "Hey, you need to sort yourself out bucko."

SJW: "Oh no sir, and you may refer to me as zey/zer, Bill C-16 has finally passed."

Jordan Peterson: "Clean up your room!"

Jordan Peterson by Artilectual Thanatos July 26, 2017