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Pessi

Overrated Penalty Merchant from Argentina overhyped my stans, goes missing in big games like Madrid and doesn't know what to do if there is no penalty in the game
'wow dad who is that' son that is Pessi ' why is he just stood in the penalty box' because he is waiting to get the ball and dive to get a pen
by Savedbythehighest June 2, 2021
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It is a nickname of Lionel Messi as he takes a lot of penalties (more than ronaldo) and misses them and makes his fans think he is the best, this is a nickname made by rival fans to express their anger of barka fans calling ronaldo penaldo
Oh! Look who missed another penalty, it's Pessi! what a loser!
by Nass008 February 6, 2018
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a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties
I score penalties like pessi
by DD2935 January 5, 2022
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An overrated bottler, who scores most of his goals from the penalty spot.
Hey, did you see pessi' new penalty goal against eibar?
by Dave muncher April 30, 2021
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Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties
Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich
by Pessidog April 14, 2023
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Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.
Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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A fellow Argentinian who is famous for missing penalty and known for his famous retirement
by anonymous October 30, 2022
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