Pesbian

a line from the song “Pushin P” by gunna featuring future (pluto hendrix)

“she not a lesbian for p she turn pesbian” -future

tbh i don’t really know what the fuck this means

she is not in fact a lesbian for p, she turneth pesbian 🙏

by destroyerofgothbreasts January 13, 2022

Percich

A surname of Croatian descent. Perciches are known for being exceptionally gifted with intelligence and beauty. All Americans with the last name Percich are descended from the great King Percich, a god-like ruler who was beloved and worshiped for his strength and wisdom. Many Perciches are also gifted with extraordinary height. Considered by many to be the greatest surname of all time.

Cory: "Why are you so sad today?"
Nick: "Because I wish I was a Percich."

by Bud Percich December 29, 2010

Pescado

Slang for crystal meth, originating in the Las Vegas Valley.

Miklo: Aye foo, you tryin' to smoke some pescado or what?
Paco: Simon que si wey, ya tu sabes wey! Saca la pipa, ese!

by easternandserene March 27, 2022

Pesca-pescetarian

A person that does not eat any meat apart from fish that eat fish.
A diet that is mostly vegetarian but allows only the consumption of fish that eat other fish.

Waiter: Here is your fish sir.
Pesca-pescetarian: I'm sorry , this is not a cannibal fish. You see, I'm a pesca-pescetarian.

Waiter: My apologies, I will see what options are available.

by Bobby Billy BoB November 8, 2016

Anti-Pescatarian

Someone who doesn’t eat anything from the sea, such as fish, crabs, etc.

I am a Anti-Pescatarian, I don’t eat anything from the ocean or lakes or any other aquatic living and non-living things

by Trulyfactoral November 3, 2018

Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011