Perture

Noise to make when pretending to shoot a gun.

Instead of "bang bang," "perture perture."

by Dood89 June 3, 2010

Perturbed

Anxious and/or upset

Tyler: Wassup?!
Kai: I'm perturbed for the coming up test!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!

by Kai S April 15, 2019

perturber

when a fish does another fish in the butthole

Omg did you see that video with that fish perturbering that other fish?

by Pluckey October 28, 2004

Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010

pertrumped

To be perturbed by Donald Trump and his actions.

Angela was pertrumped by Donald Trump's recent faux pas.

by Politis the bear January 6, 2017

Pervtude

The perverse kind of etude! Now on sale for 2.99$

Don't do her like pervtude did

by snike December 23, 2017

Perfture

When you take a picture and it is the perfect perfect picture you call it a perfture

This is a perfture we need to take fourty more just like it.

by Perfture May 14, 2018