perking

to act stupid or loosen up due to the effects of alcohol or drugs

Yo, I was perking off of that Vodka, I couldn't even stand up.

by that dozen April 30, 2005

perking space

A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.

It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.

by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006

peeping tom

Stealthy by nature, peeping toms use the latest state-of-the-art technology such as digital binoculars to spy on woman in any manner of undress.

Peeping toms are often featured on talk shows such as Maury or the Jerry Springer show and are always made out to be the bad guy even though every guy in America and the world wishes he could do the same thing.

Good ol' Grandpa Henry always has plenty of stories of how he used to be a peeping tom when he was in his 20's and seen plenty of hot naked boobs.

by koolkalifornia October 15, 2005

peeping tom

a person who spies on people changing, fucking, or masterbating.

There was a peeping toom looking through Katie's window.

by J 0 K A February 14, 2005

Peroing

Verb -

1.) To wander aimlessly searching for a social group to merge with often attributed to clingy people.
2.) To join a group when one or more is watching a video or playing a game

"Dude will you stop breathing down my neck you're Peroing again."

"Dammit Jon joined our Minecraft game again he's always Peroing."

by The Cold Hard Truth... Ladies January 22, 2013

parping

as in "farting about": A series a needless/inane tasks which are undertaken by the 'parper' prior to going to the pub/cinema/airport etc... such as reorganising the location of house keys, tobacco, lighter in ones bag/pockets for no real reason, checking each room in the house for no reason, indesision of which scarf/hat to wear, whether to take a hat/scarf or not, and which bag to put them in, if taken. Which ultimately results in missing the 1st 15 minutes of the film, missing the flight etc... (it's a chick thing!)

Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 10 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, two minutes"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starts in 5 minutes"
Olive: "I'm coming, one minute"
Dave: "c'mon Olive, the films starting"
Olive: "We're going to miss the start!"
Dave: "well if you didn't spend so much time parping around we'd have got there on time"

by hawkwind dave December 6, 2005

Drive-by perving

When perverted comments are made from a passing car to pedestrians.

Andy: that guy just yelled "nice ass!" from his car
Ronnie: you were just a victim of drive-by perving

by Smiley_Face_13 June 4, 2016