Perk is a Beast

A truism
A koan
A mantra
A sutra
A dogma
A vision

Today is today. Perk is a beast

by Doris Kearns Goodwin September 17, 2008

perk'd up

someone who is getting too rowdy about anything.

Michelle: Ayeee foo you getting all perk'd up or what??

Andy: You know it, all day er'a day.

by chula1 September 19, 2011

Perk Perk

Someone who is very high, dumb and blonde, in a cute way.

she totally went all perk perk after that bong hit

by Dudeltet September 9, 2015

perk heads

someone who does sexual favors in jail and on the street to get the drug percocet, they steal to make money to buy perks and destroty peoples lives just for perks

a lot of people in greenfield, ma are perk heads. the boyers are perkheads and crackheads

by laughalot May 24, 2012

Perk 4

A secret weapon commonly used by Tyler and Peter where they take out a can of ownage and spray it all over the other team. The team denies them of their awesomeness but we all know the truth. It's one of the most badass things to look for in games.

Tyler was against 5 people. Tyler used perk 4. Tyler threw a random grenade and killed 6 people.

Peter was using perk 4 too much that he was banned from the game.

by YesILikeCheeseWhy? January 26, 2009

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

perk fag

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.

Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag

by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014