perfectionitis

a condition that causes one to sporatically fix things until they are perfect or to repeat actions until perfection is reached.
an undiagnosed form of acute OCD

I had to rewrite my English homework five times on 5 new sheets of paper because I came down with a sudden case of perfectionitis and needed to see flawlessly neat handwriting.

by Kathyrin February 23, 2009

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Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.

Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."

by damountainous October 23, 2011

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human perfection

the person reading this ;))

you are such human perfection. ilysm babe <3

by milliebrown40 May 18, 2019

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“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”

A sarcastic response to someone when you think they have told you something retarded or inaccurate but you don’t want to spook them into quitting.

“Gooooooooood that's perfectly clear”... I appreciate your work product but please do it again.

by GTPC November 23, 2011

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Mr. Perfectly Fine

A person who is completely fine after a hard brake up that you suffered a lot from. This is also used in a taylor swift song titled Mr.Perfectly Fine.

There goes Mr. Perfectly Fine with his new girlfriend after 2 weeks!

by Liya Chante April 9, 2021

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