The most
elite University you will ever hear of. In order to get into Perf University you must be able to take 7 shots without a chaser, stand on one
leg while reciting the national anthem in greek, wear ONLY sweatpants, be able to to ANY Kristen Wiig impression when asked, have the name
Abby, Grace, Aaron, Taylor, Kellie, Zoe, or Cassidy, and be incredibly HOT.