pecker pickin

When a man is scratching, picking/pinching, grabbing or adjusting his Penis/Balls

Girl he is good looking but he has a major problem with pecker pickin.

I don’t want that guy cooking my food girl I saw him outside pecker pickin!

by ashane January 4, 2018

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Keep your pecker hard and your powder dry

To remain optimistic and in good spirits even in hard times, while also staying composed and ready for anything.

Times are tough everywhere man, just keep your pecker hard and your powder dry, and you’ll make it through.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 6, 2021

Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

pigeon pecker

a jew, signifying the action a jew makes rocking back and forth while praying to the Western Wall

These fucking pigeon peckers own the media and will never stop making up fake news stories!

by GoyimTV December 22, 2021

mershed perderder

The "ermahgerd" girl's way of saying "mashed potato".

"ermagerd, erm herving mershed perderder" said Lydia the soulless ginger

by thedockingmaster November 29, 2012

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing

A Double Clitoral Hood Piercing

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020