Peniswangchung

The penis of a very large and apish like animal called a Wangchung. The penis ranges from 16-37 inches long (non-erect.

I have a Peniswangchung

by PLW January 30, 2009

Edward Penishands

An adult film title using a play on words from Tim Burtons "Edward Scissorhands".

Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

by ThaBigCheesy September 2, 2010

Penis Man

Penis man, the lord, and savior. The Man Himself. Penis Man is an ancient deity that comes from long long ago...
He rules over Penis Land and is at war with Poo Man, his rival. Poo man supporters are a plague to the Penis Man religion and should not be trusted. Currently, the 7th Penis war is going on.

If you were to show support for Penis Man, you would stand firm and yell "Hail Penis Man!!"

"Hey bob, how's it going?"
"I'm fine, what's up?"
"Not much, I just finished praying to Penis Man"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!"
"HAIL PENIS MAN!!

by The Fastest Asian Alive December 11, 2022

penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.

That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.

by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007

penisland

penisland - pen island can be mistaken as an island tho really its just for penis land, funny thing to say to people who are ditsy.

also apparantly a website for selling pens..
(insert shameless plug here)

me: u wanna go to penisland (pen island)?
dumb blonde: sure can u take me?
me: yes :D

by Char Siew September 28, 2007

penishanger

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.

Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"

by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

penis man

penis man is when you are fucking a girl in 69 position and you stick a stick up her vagina so far up her that it comes out of her mouth, making it look like a little man spawned in her mouth

"hey girl, i'd pull a penis man on you any time

by yeeter skeeter March 9, 2019