A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).
A dildo with its own life.
A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
by HLRP April 1, 2011
Get the penisfriend mug.The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.
by Timothy July 9, 2004
Get the penis fart mug.n. slang. --abbreviation for the term 'douchy penisface'. Originating from the Western New York area, the Douchy Penisface is an insult to be flung at only the dirtiest, low-down people you would happen to know. By calling someone a DPF, you are insinuating that a penis is growing out of their face usu. the nose area.
Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.
In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.
While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet around.
In short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.
Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.
In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.
While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet around.
In short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.
by Anonymous Western New Yorker! December 3, 2005
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Guy 1: so how was your date with (woman’s name)? Did you get any action?
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.
Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?
Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.
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Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.
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