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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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penissimo

Derived from the italian suffix -issimo, meaning "extreme" or "remarkable" and the english root penis, penissimo means an extremely large or remarkable penis, one that is pleasing to the eye, and a woman.
Damn your penissimo is huge! I bet you get all the ladies.
by seksimopho November 28, 2012
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penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!
If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.
by Peter May 17, 2005
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peniseyed

A state of being "starryeyed" over a penis.
Saquisha became all peniseyed upon seeing her boyfriend Pharrel's new penis.
by r0xygurly January 17, 2009
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penisement

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")
Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!
by subbie_333 September 19, 2011
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Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.
Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!
by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019
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