Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

peniscillin

What a horny stud claims dat his love-juice is composed of if da chick whom he wants to copulate with says dat she doesn't feel well enough at da time to have sex.

Some antibiotics can be administered orally, so maybe you could give your gentleman-friend a blowjob and thus receive your dose of "peniscillin" dat way, even if you feel too yucky right then to let him in your pants.

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

Peniscillin

What you give your girlfriend when she isn't feeling good..

Girlfriend : Baby I don't feel good.
Me : you know what it sounds like you need a shot of PENISCILLIN.

by Jed420 November 20, 2025

Peniskillin

The application of time acquired skill of avoiding bacterial infections of all kinds.

I was peniskillin on the subway this morning.

by dblinder December 10, 2010

Penciling

Penciling is the opposite a scissoring. When you just rub two PP’s together.

Jordin asks a stranger if he will like to try penciling.

by Me,clean October 22, 2020

Peniscilin

The cure to any ailment surrounding chronic horniness.

"I have been jamming some Marvin Gaye, it is really getting me hot and bothered" -DaShawnohyeaaaa
"I got some peniscilin to treat you!" -nameless white boy

by Lullzies January 15, 2022

penicylliphus

noun

The condition in which a person has an overcoming desire to engage in oral sex using the penis.

"You gotta help me Doc, I think I'm suffering from penicylliphus!"

by hardtosaywords February 22, 2022