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Get the Peenits mug.by Boomer boom boom September 19, 2017
Get the Peeni mug.Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).
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Get the peenie mug.by kath__ January 23, 2007
Get the Teenie Weenie Peenie mug.Similar to hangry, peenxious (pee+anxious) is a state of emotional distress, particularly anxiety, experienced by someone who really has to pee. A person who is peenxious might have trouble doing things they are usually able to do.
I couldn't parallel-park properly because I was so peenxious.
by @PhillyFairmount March 24, 2017
Get the peenxious mug.A surname (last name). In the United States there are two families named Penix and there is some speculation that the two may actually be a single family. The strongest argument against that is the fact that there are two distinct races represented. Microsoft will suspend an Xbox Live gamertag with the name Penix in it as 'inappropriate', although they are happy to charge credit cards which bear the same name.
Scandalized Teacher During Roll Call First Day of School: "I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your last name?"
Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."
Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."
by missipenix September 16, 2017
Get the Penix mug.When two straight buddies party so hard to the point of blackout that they wake up the next morning naked, next to each other, holding each otherās peens with no recollection of any of the events that lead to this shameful position of regret. Typically only the words āDude, WTF?!!ā are uttered upon waking and nary to be spoke of again.
Dude, WTF?!! Iām holding your peen. What happened? I donāt know but nary shall we ever speak of this again or to anyone. This peenicularhomocide will be our secret.
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