1 definition by missipenix
A surname (last name). In the United States there are two families named Penix and there is some speculation that the two may actually be a single family. The strongest argument against that is the fact that there are two distinct races represented. Microsoft will suspend an Xbox Live gamertag with the name Penix in it as 'inappropriate', although they are happy to charge credit cards which bear the same name.
Scandalized Teacher During Roll Call First Day of School: "I'm sorry, how do you pronounce your last name?"
Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."
Unimpressed Student Who Has Dealt With This Crap Their Entire Life: "Penix. Like penis, but with a hard 'X' at the end."
by missipenix September 17, 2017