-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!
by Omoqueen November 3, 2014
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Get the peedy mug.A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by Pierce November 25, 2004
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Get the peedoo mug.The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"
The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.
The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.
"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.
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Get the peeful mug.n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.
(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."
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