The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.
What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!
by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009
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Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.
Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees
by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009
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d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment
d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner
She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.
by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010
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by hurdygertie July 13, 2017
Get the peemptive strike mug.A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.
I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.
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'Yo, I heard Brandon gave Shirley a preemptive waffle-stomp last night.'
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
"Really? That's fucking gross, I feel sorry for whoever has to wash his socks later on."
by CinnamonFrosting October 27, 2018
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