polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008

parlance

Way/manner of speaking/communicating

Using Philosophical parlance,is how the professor answers his students.

by J-vey April 15, 2019

mary pearl

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands

"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"

by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015

box pearl

A piece of foreign matter trapped in a woman's vagina continually being coated an recoated with various natural an man made substances

I pulled out after blowing my load, to find a box pearl stuck under my foreskin

by Herbie April 20, 2019

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Perla

A short and funny girl that can always make you happy and smile. She has a big mouth and will defend her friends whenever and wherever! She also falls for the wrong guys ALL THE TIME, and will always help you with your problems. You will never find another girl like her and if you ever get the chance to date her don’t loose her because you will regret it and if you break her heart you might as well be dead by the time her bestfriend finds out.

Guy 1: Damnnn is that perla?!
Guy 2: Yumpz be careful tho you better stick with her cuz if you hurt her your done!

by Kiwis4Life June 17, 2019

Chalk Parlay

gambling term where a punter does a parlay with 2 or more huge favorites.

Pat is going all in with a 2 teamer Louisville -300 and UNC -300 chalk parlay.

by picoman March 30, 2009