peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013

peanut butter

(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.

Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.

by choey January 18, 2004

peanut butter

Anal sex; butt sex; the butt secks

i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend

by mofo 1414 June 20, 2003

peanut butter

Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.

Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?

by assjugs July 1, 2008

peanut butter

a word used when you have nothing else to say
your mom
also a very yummy food!

person 1 "i'm bored"
person 2 "peanut butter"

by ma January 2, 2005

peanut butter

niggers

word filter on 4chan

god dam peanut butter always making noise

by newfagg August 4, 2009

peanut butter

a guys dick, his penis

tom has as awesome peanut butter

by sammy May 13, 2005