peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice
A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"
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(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.
Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.
by choey January 19, 2004
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i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend
by mofo 1414 June 20, 2003
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Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.
by assjugs July 11, 2008
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a word used when you have nothing else to say
your mom
also a very yummy food!
person 1 "i'm bored"
person 2 "peanut butter"
by ma January 02, 2005
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a guys dick, his penis
tom has as awesome peanut butter
by sammy February 22, 2005
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