total package

A guy or girl who has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.

It's rare to find someone that has the total package.

by ??? August 5, 2003

johnny package

n. A generic term that refers to any bland airheaded male, like a frat boy or underwear model. His signficant other is named "Muffy Imeasy."

Whoah! Check out Johnny Package and Muffy Imeasy over there at the GAP.

by SkidMarkyMark May 12, 2006

Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013

Pakadol

offensive word for a person from pakistan

nahhh hes a pakadol

by jay June 25, 2003

Alpaca Parka

The final form of RJ the Alpaca when winter is coming.

Jin: Alpaca paka alcapa alpaca al alca alcapa paca alpaca alpaca parka

by alpacaparka December 26, 2018

the package

Someone who has contracted HIV or FBA (full blown aids) or hepatitus and you and your friends know.

The Georgie pack rat really got the package good now.

by leny royka March 2, 2005

Panka

Panka is very fun and care-free. She can sometimes be very dirtyminded in the way that she thinks but on the whole its just her artistic imagination taking control.

Yo that girl is arty and funny. She's a Panka

by Violetbloom July 24, 2019