petrified wood

a boner or erection lasting for many hours

Lauren throught it was strange that Stephen's petrified wood wasn't going away.

by k blau July 23, 2006

parafied

A mixture of feeling paranoid and terrified all at once.

I became parafied when black flying insects roared out of it's mouth.

by LeStranger October 19, 2004

petrified wood/rock

Petrified wood (from the Greek root petro meaning "rock" or "stone"; literally "wood turned into stone") is the name given to a special type of fossilized remains of terrestrial vegetation.

Have you seen any petrified wood/rock? I can't find it anywhere!

by sootymaisie123 March 8, 2015

Papified

When one is under the hyponotic trance of a Latin male aka Papi Chulo

I rejected all white males after being Papified

by "V" Girls September 26, 2010

Pintrified

Being so overwhelmed with ideas from my Pinterest boards that I can't make a decision- AJC

Looking for wedding ideas on Pinterest makes me PINTRIFIED!

by Books and Bourbon June 2, 2015

patrizier

Strong smart nice

Patrizier is my name

by Patrizier December 20, 2016

Petrifried

When a person is so stoned they cannot move.

"Yo man, Jon smoked 8 joints and he's petrifried."

by Frankster420 September 25, 2019