rat's patootie

A kinder way of saying, "rat's ass"

{Derek}: Hey Sam, didjya hear that Justin Beiber got thrown in the clink for driving hammered again?

{Sam}: Who gives a flying fuck? I don't give a rat's patootie about that whining faggoty little douchenoozle!

by Telephony June 17, 2014

pajooned

The act of owning the shit out of someone/something.

Hey, my team just pajooned your team in that 3200 meter relay!

by Hyphen, Defender of the Horde March 17, 2009

Patton Middle School

Patton Middle School, located near Unionville High School in PA, the 6th graders are juuling, the teachers feminazis, the 7th graders are all white and think they’re hot shit and the 8th graders are all of these.

“I heard he’s from Patton Middle School, definitely white”
“ Kaitlin bump sum 21 savage”

by LittleTykes April 17, 2019

patoot

Term of endearment. Equivalent to patootie.

Shane is Alisa's patoots :)

by patoots December 14, 2010

Ethan patton

The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning

Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton

by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019

patrone

a type of tequila mentioned in many rap songs

What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't thank
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home

by Buono June 22, 2006

Mike Patton

absolute fucking genius

just listen to anything he's recorded

by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004