pathetic

everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.

every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.

by emilyisreallycool April 07, 2008

pathetic

a dirty old man checking out girls in his personal fitness class but saying hes only looking at their belts

no kacie im just looking at your belt not your tits and ass. but in case your wondering there great

by Novoslos December 23, 2003

pathetic

A sorry, exhausted, frustrated state of mind, self-inflicted as the result of an obsession with beating one's own score in Facebook's Pathwords game

"It's 6:00 in the morning and you've already played 10 rounds of Pathwords. You're Pathetic!"

by Boss Brian July 12, 2009

pathetic

inability to function normally or provide a service that meets basic expectations

He couldnt even barbeque the chicken thighs properly. He was pathetic.

He could'nt take the stro rum. He was pathetic and weak.

by baizewood December 17, 2003

pathetic

Anyone who complains at a internet website just so they can get email.

i am pathetic

by Jennifer December 25, 2003

pathetic

Looking or acting miserable, often because of grief.

Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.

The crying girl looked so pathetic, that I knelt down to comfort her.

"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"

by JET X August 23, 2016

pathetic

In other words, you pretty much fucked up.

If you still use nappies when ure 45. not counting those with health problems

by hehehahahoho [an example of having a pathetic name] May 05, 2005