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patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!
by ivette July 19, 2006
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Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.
Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.
by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013
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patches

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.
Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!
by Manny S. May 13, 2007
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patches

a nickname given to an extremely hilarious girl who likes to play soccer and hang out with friends. Has a birthmark or "patch" some where or her face or head. Thus the name patches/
Look its patches! Look at her patch!!!
by Patches-is-the-shit June 22, 2008
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Patches O'houlihan

Good sweet Patches O'houlihan i have sweaty fucking arm pits. Lock
by Dj Lock May 1, 2010
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there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!
by panda_patches May 7, 2013
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patchenskia

patchenskia is a shy, beautiful, pretty girl, she will always have your back and will respect her parents. she loves joking and hanging with the fam. don't ever disrespect her bc she black and will attacc
patchenskia is so funny lol
by avramila September 22, 2020
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