pastor joel

Pastor Joel is not only a man of God, but is also an army veteran, doctor, yoga instructor, plumber, firefighter and, most importantly, A Minnesota Vikings fan.

Joel first gained notoriety after his cousin Kyle posted an image of him on the Jumbotron during a home Vikings game. After this, word of Joel's good deeds quickly began to spread

In his spare time, Joel works as a relationship counselor for college aged women.

Breanna: Did you hear that Pastor Joel took time out of his day to help console a woman whose marriage is on the rocks?

Stephanie: That's really good of him!

by Turbo Mosaic October 16, 2023

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pastor manning

When a gay bottom has a fire in his butthole that can only be filled by having anal sex.

Dude I was totally pastor manning last night, until Jesus came over.

by Zeminator December 06, 2016

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Youth Pastor

Religious minister, usually in USA, who definitely fucks children and certainly has indecent images of them on his computer

We've caught another paedo guys.
Priest or Pastor this time?
Youth Pastor...
Well the clue's in the name... why do parents let this happen?

by Muddy Funster July 29, 2023

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pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

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