pantsface

a person who is so ugly that you wish you could rip off their pants and shove them on top of their head.

This biddy Julia was real into me last night but she was a pantsface so I passed her off to one of my fat friends.

by Bill da Sprinks March 31, 2009

pusafacee

pusa means "cat" in filipino. face means your mom's. hah.

Jacqui & Neil are the coolest pusafacees, fsho!

by Jack`weeh December 14, 2008

Pastafarian

Someone who knows Italian recipes.

I haven't had a burger 'n fries since I turned Pastafarian.

by Rimbaud Jangles October 4, 2008

putaface

facial expression of a salty (see "salty") girl when staring longingly at her puto. consists of batting eyelashes, licking lips, crossing arms and the tilting of the head. can also be putoface when performed by a male specimen.

"lala's putafaces towards nigel(see "nigel") were off the chain on superbowl sunday"

"when her nator(see "nator") emerges she gives mad putafaces"

by morton November 4, 2003

pastafarian

A mixture of an Italian, and a person of the West Indies. See: Jamaican Queens, NY, NY.

"Ok, so i'm walking down the street and I see this lame-ass Pastafarian, so i begin to hit him in his lame-ass nose, and then I chant, repeatedly 'you're a lame-ass who can't get laid.'"

by potietne October 28, 2003

Pasta Face

Going down on a girl while on her period

He looked up at me with a pasta face.

by NailsBakingBandit December 11, 2014

Pantsface

The act of spending an excessive amount of time on a task that has no beneficial outcome but commands complete attention. This is an entirely subjective state of mind which cannot be shared or understood by those who have not experienced this condition.

Tim: So, what did you get up to over the weekend Ted?

Ted: Well, I bought a jar of pot rivets and spent 37 hours sorting them into sizes.

Tim: That was proper pantsface Ted.

Ted: Fair!

by Dyschronic November 18, 2011