paiman

the hottest boy in town.

Look at him, it's Paiman!

by meting February 28, 2017

para-freaked

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.

Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

by Brooklynman22 May 26, 2010

Parabatai

More than friends, more than siblings, more than blood. It is a special bond between two people that can’t be broken. A form of love that lasts forever. Nephilim who protect one another and are stronger together.

Parabatai Oath:

Entreat me do not leave thee

Or to return from following after thee

For wither thou goest, I will go

And where thou lodgest, I will lodge

Thy people shall be my people
And thy God, my God

Where thou diest, I will die

And there I will be buried
The Angel do so to me, and more also
I aught but death part thee and me

Alec and Jace are parabatai.

by Tess <3 October 24, 2020

Parabola

Super strain of Ebola
Highly dangerous

Guy1: I have Parabola

Guy2: Oh shit get away

by Parabola expert April 20, 2017

padmashri

She's the sweetest most kindest person in this world. She's the only hope for this humanity. When mother nature decides to wreck doom on this planet and punish every human by slowly and painfully killing them, mother nature is going to kidnap Padmashri and hide her in a safe place. She's strong and brave when the situation demands for it. She's smart and clever and is definitely a girl you should go and consult for an advice. She's beautiful from in and out, she deserve s the BEST in the WHOLE GOD DAMN WORLD. if there is ever a person who'll hurt her, i am gonna make sure to pull off his nails from its roots and i am pull those tiny skin things that are often seen beside one's nails. I am gonna strip off his hair with my own fist and i am gonna poke thin heated metal rods in him in every part of his body. But i won't kill him. I am gonna throw him in the woods, where he'll starve to death since his knees would be broken.

Sam: Hey, who's that new girl? She's so pretty!

Rose: yea, She's Padmashri. She's the sweetest girl ever. She's an angel. She's my good friend.

by Zagreus persefoni April 28, 2021

Pamazon Rime

Like Amazon Prime, but not really (the Great Value version, shoutout Walmart).

Brother: "Hey there!"
Sister: "Hello!"
Brother: *scans a couple barcodes*
Brother: "Do you have Pamazon?"
Sister: "I'm sorry?"
Brother: "Pamazon? Pamazon Rime?"
Sister: "I'm sorry, I can't understand you."
Brother: "Like the thing that Jeff made?"
Sister: "Jeff?"

Brother: "Yes. Actually...are you Jeff?"
Sister: "Pardon??????"
Brother: *shows picture of Jeff Bezos* "Is this you?"
Sister: *extreme confusion*
Brother: "You know the thing you scan to get discounts?"
Sister: "Ohhhhhhhh, you meant Amazon Prime! I'm sorry I didn't understand the first time, I just couldn't hear you."
Brother: "No problem, thank you." 😏

by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe

Released in 2022 for Steam, Xbox, PlayStation and Nintendo, The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe is an updated release and sequel to 2013’s The Stanley Parable. Well known for being a meta deconstruction of video game choices and free will, a British narrator (played by Kevan Brighting) guides Stanley to freedom. You will make choices, you will not make choices. The end is never the end is never the end is never (repeat infinum)

This is the story of a game called The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. One day, it gained an entry on Urban Dictionary and was received with reviews from those on the website. The quote is an example of how the narrator narrates the game, and as such should be read in his voice.

by A Different Hunan Person To Yo August 18, 2022