pamplemus

A very long human being who pretends to be a grapefruit. A dad joke performer as well.

Oh pamplemus! That joke is so lame!

by yopample November 27, 2019

Pampede

When a simple parade turns violent and transitions into a stampede.

The Black Friday Parade was going well until someone shouted “WALMART HAS 50% OFF EVERYTHING”. Then things turned into a Pampede.

by Burger King foot lettuce :) January 1, 2020

Pampede

When a parade turns violent and transitions into a stampede.

The Black Friday parade was going well until someone shouted “WALMART HAS 50% OFF EVERYTHING.” It then turned into a Pampede.

by Burger King foot lettuce :) January 1, 2020

PimpleDick

Have a Dick the size of a Pimple

My Girlfriend dumped me because I've got a PimpleDick

by cumminginthe sock June 28, 2022

pamplemousse

grapefruit in french

person 1: pamplemousse

person 2: what
person 1: grapefruit
person 2: what

by leonsredbull December 16, 2022

pumpledook

An ultimate insult for when other insults just don’t cut it

“You’re a right pumpledook, you know that?”

by Rhatzah September 10, 2023

Getting Pamped

When you get fucked so hard you need pampers.

Jay was getting pamped so hard last night after Scott had his way with him.

by fattywinnarz September 10, 2013