psychologize

act of psychoanalysis

"Damn, bruh, she tried to reverse psychologize me, but she doesn't know I'm a master manipulator and gaslighter."

by Moonz930 March 14, 2022

psychologic

The act of stuffing someone into a small, closterphobic space until they are to weak to fight back. Afterward you pull them out when the time is right only to humiliate them by cumming on there face. Usually followed by a curtious Uber ride home

First I got a psychologic...... next thing I know I’m in a damn accord........

by Themaxx64 July 25, 2018

psychology

A science that used to be complete bullcrap with absolutely no evidence, but has gotten much more objective and quantitative since roughly the 2000's. Stigmatized by people thinking they can psychoanalyze random people after one class, and famous 'psychologists' that never discovered anything, psychology has received a poor reputation. People often erroneously assume it is a synonym for "therapy," even though not every psychologist is a therapist.

Speak positively about it at your own risk.

It's possible to devise experiments that work to get actual data, and formulate a legitimate theory in psychology. But instead, let's quote Freud's unfounded claims!

by Bookwyrm February 22, 2017

Psychology

The attempt to understand why each person reacts differently to the same situation.

Modern psychology is mostly comprised of unrelated hypotheses patched together in an effort to make a valid theory.

by Diggity Monkeez February 4, 2005

Psychology

The women's "science"

Psychology, what just about every sorority chick majors in.

by Mr. Daniels April 15, 2008

psychological

Pronunciation: ˌsī-kə-ˈlä-ji-kəl
Function: adjective

1) "Logical" as determined by a psycho.

2) The processes of the human mind, not being entirely logical, often involve a psychotic component. Hence, the combination of "psycho" and "logical" is necessary. The psychotic component is often dominant in clingy ex-boy/girl friends.

1) The only (psycho)logical conclusion he could come to was to stalk the hot sorority girl around campus.

2) Guy 1: Dude, the way Lauren operates is not logical.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it is psychological.
Guy 1: Don't you mean psychotic?
Guy 2: Yeah, that too.

by rastronauts May 25, 2010

psychologize

To use philosophical evidence and/or terms to define or describe a being. Usually, "psychologizing" a person is a bad thing. Using unecessary and/or false reasoning to deem a person unsuitable to acquant is considered psychologizing.

We know, don't psychologize him.

by kooyzni and htebairot July 8, 2010