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advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016
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assword protection

When you coat your laptop in your own shit to deter people from using it.
Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
by Zonal K August 21, 2019
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poop protection

A person who never wipes their ass so they dont get raped in jail.
Man i didnt wanna rape jon because he had poop protection so i raped bill instead cause he didnt.
by poopoo man 974321986509 May 11, 2009
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Mitness protection program

An unannounced but deliberate strategy in a presidential campaign, notably that of Republican candidate Mitt Romney, to stay in the background raising money and seeking endorsements, while avoiding engagement with the voters.
Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney is, currently, pursuing a Mitness Protection Program.
by neurophius August 4, 2011
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Lesbian protection barrier

Wall of pillows between two men to protect them from being called gay
We better set up a Lesbian protection barrier because were not gay
by Jesse Allan ;) February 14, 2022
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Erection Protection

Boxer Briefs or whitey tightys that in case of an erection, it can be swiftly hidden within the confines of the undergarmet, instead of poking out awkwardly toward the public. Especially useful for a narb.
Thank god I had erection protection when I got a narb at my friends Hot Dog rally!
by The Word Editor August 19, 2008
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Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.
The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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