Potatoism

When you believe in potatoes. There is a rule book

She believes in potatoism

by PotatoGRILL101 January 16, 2019

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potato

The only edible plant that will grow during a mini-ice age. Means of surviving a inhospitable environment.

Man, his friends are cold; glad I brought a potato with me.
If it wasn't for my pug companion, I'd have to be my own potato.

by Br&t August 02, 2015

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MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!

by Blitzs November 14, 2012

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The belief of self ruling and or being your own god

Man: are you Jewish?

Other man: no I'm potatoish and I believe in potatoism

by Flyingspegett August 04, 2017

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What an insane person thinks their species is

Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 10, 2018

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Why are you searching up potatoes on urban dictionary? Why am I writing this? What am I doing with my life?

POTATOES r cool

by JHONNAY June 30, 2020

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by ivrugue March 02, 2021

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