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pasture pot

it is synonm for low grade marjuana.
by behol December 24, 2010
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pooture

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.
Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.
by gregben June 19, 2021
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the pasture

noun - The exclusive repository for senior advisors that came into a campaign or project late and totally fucked everything up. The pasture is where these highly paid and under qualified senior advisors go to prepare for their next failed venture.
Person 1: You totally fucked up the Senator's campaign.
Person 2: Don't worry; I’m going to the pasture.
by m-mcdonald January 21, 2009
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greener pastures

"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."
by *MICHI* April 1, 2003
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greener pasture

a better or more exciting job or place
A lot of scientists are seeking greener pastures abroad because of the scarcity of opportunities at home
by Atom12345 January 6, 2010
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Moral posturing

People claiming to care about things that didn't happen to them.
Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"

Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."

Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "

Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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posure

Refers to that feeling inside of you when your friend tells a really shitty joke and your posure just leaves your body and you feel like fainting.
Shane: People boil lobsters alive because they think they can't feel any pain
Peter: WELL THAT JUST MAKES THEM REAL SHELLFISH
Shane: *leave skype call because my posure is fucking gone
by Zypherbankai August 21, 2016
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