Poothy

Used in a situation where some may normally call another a Pussy - however this is used more to insult someone who is foolish, lazy, incompetent, or stupid... whereas "Pussy" would be used more for someone who is hesitant, scared, or afraid.

A Poothy has trouble succeeding in life because they do not have the balls and/or brains to do so.

This can also be said affectionately between friends, kind of like Dubba.

Andrew: "Yo Rafi, brinski, your brother Aref called and said he needs a ride, his Jimmy is dead"
Rafi: "I thought he said he fixed it"
Andrew: "He tried, but I guess he's a Poothy"

Umling: "Hey Nick, where ya goin?"
Nick: "I'm done with football man, I quit"
Umling: "Poothy!"

Andrew: "Yo Will, did you fix those reports yet"
Will: "Not yet man I've been super busy"
Andrew: "You Poothy, Skinner's going to kill you."

by Fasulo June 11, 2018

Pohtahtoh

leh pohtahtoh is le word to descriceh a pohtahtoh or perhsohn.

suh my pohtahtoh
suhhhhh
aha aha, suh.

by P0HTAHT0H January 29, 2019

Mr. Pootato Head

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010

Pootash

When you get a lump of your poo on your finger, an rub it under someone's nose.

"Hay Sam, I just pootashed that kid so now all he can smell is shite all day."

by Dickhead July 19, 2003

Poota/ Puta

a hor/whore/prostiitute/amber lemon

you are such a poota/ puta!

by michaela! and lydia! February 1, 2006

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006