schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 21, 2019

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 06, 2009

Coon Pooner

Someone who has sex with raccoons

You are such a coon pooner.

by Scout615 September 25, 2014

Richard Pooner

Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...

IM just goin to the local to have a couple of Richard Pooners and a Carmichael-hunt...

by Richard Pooner May 03, 2013

pooner pals

when two women have slept with the same man, they become pooner pals. It is the female equivalent of the wiener cousin

Oh shit, you slept with bobby?! I hit that like 2 years ago...that makes us pooner pals!!!

by xxSea Doggiexx August 07, 2009

Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.

Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!

by Bolb December 16, 2003

pooner

a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!

My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!

by Jill February 21, 2005