pook

To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.

Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".

by John McCrum and John Nerone December 28, 2005

pook

1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.

Mother telling child, "You make pook!"

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

pook

A term of endearment used between young Indigos and little Asian girls.

Also the name of many Thai sluts.

"Oh pook, there's something in your beard!"

by Hannah Pook January 7, 2006

Pook

An exclamation used to show frustration, such as "oh dear" or "dammit"

Also a tasty Scandanavian finger sandwich.

"Oh Pook! You ate my pook!"

by millie prudence dillent sandwich grimmenheimer May 4, 2008

Pook

Being so drunk that you vomit,defecate,and urinate at the same time.

Brrrrrrrrrrpssssssssssgak

"Ah!Steve just pooked in my car!"

by el clerko August 4, 2003

Pook

1.an adorable kid
2.a fat bitch

1. Awww, that little kid was such a pook!
2. Uhh. That nasty girl just supersized her meal at mcdonalds. What a pook!

by XingXing February 27, 2008

pook

Originating in Quebec, A way of smoking weed by putting hash on the end of a lit cigarette into a bottle with a hole in it. Once the hash is done burning and it turns red, you unscrew the cap and inhale the smoke from the top. The best way to do this is to do it while the bottle is upside down because the smoke from the hash is heavier than the cigarette smoke.

in french-canadian: on fait des pooks. ouin.

by cocodubois13 June 30, 2022