Pontiac

Poor Old Nut Thinks Its A Car

by toolazyforname January 7, 2007

Pontiac

City where kids start vaping and smoking at the age of 12

Pontiac where everyone says "doo" "who's at the mall?" who's at Oasis?" "bet"

Where every girl at the age of 11 starts doing their eyebrows and makeup

City where every gay girl has red hair

Where the drama turns into a fight

Where everyone is considered a hoe or fboy and talk crap about each other

"Hey you going to Pontiac this weekend i'm trying to get a ride for the party"

by Heygirllll12444 March 27, 2019

pontiac

Poor ol' nigga thinks it's a camaro

That man thinks he got shit but all he's got is a Pontiac.

by noname January 7, 2007

Pontiac

A once popular American car brand owned and manufactured by General Motors. It has since become defunct.

I wish Pontiac never went out of business. They made really cool looking cars.

My mom once had a 1990 Pontiac Grand Am and it lasted for nearly a decade. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

by Gothic Miscreant October 12, 2023

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2008

Pontiac 6000

a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad ass front bumper

The 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the title Bott Van beland and it is now resting at CTR

by Bain ladin May 13, 2005

Pontiac Bonerville

Obviously it's a play on the name of a famous muscle car (the Pontiac Bonneville) though it refers to neither muscle nor car, but a very stiff erection that steers its owner wherever it wants to go (to a nice warm parking garage of course).

He was driving his Pontiac Bonerville around the house again.

by Troy Tower December 31, 2009