Ninja Pinch

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...

I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.

by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015

pinched cheek shuffle

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.

The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

by sweetgorilla July 6, 2016

pinching

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.

Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?

by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

pinch your guzzy

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful

Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!

by jac-h May 12, 2011

bridge pinch

Similar to face palm, bridge pinch is the act of pinching the bridge of your nose with your middle finger and thumb in exasperation.

Waiter: "Our special tonight is the grouper sandwich."
Girl: "What is in it?"
Waiter: "Lettuce, tomato, various seasonings.."
Girl: "No, I mean...what makes it a grouper? Do I have to share it?"
Waiter: ....
Waiter: *bridge pinch*

by strawburry August 2, 2010

pinche baboso

Spanish slang for a really big dumb ass, idiot or fool.

Juan, every time you speak you sound like a Pinche Baboso.

by The fisheye August 4, 2017

Pinch It Off

To have to end the defecating process abruptly or in a hurry. Usually this phrase is yelled by someone who is also in need to use the bathroom.

Person who needs to use the bathroom: "Hey, pinch it off already!"
Person on the toilet: "Alright, alright!"

by Canned Coolwhip October 23, 2010