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Robert Plant

The lead singer of Led Zeppelin a.k.a the golden god a.k.a the hottest motherfucker on the earth, even now in his 60s
person 1: "You think Robert Plant is hot? he's so old!"

Me: "bitch you bet your ass, if i ever get the chance imma space hop onto that dick faster than you can say loop zoop"
by 70sgroupie August 10, 2016
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plant roots

To live somewhere for an extended period of time and/or to have children and send them to school.
After Leroy got his degree, he decided to plant roots in Austin.
by agitprop27 May 29, 2010
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Plants vs Zombies

A game made as well as originally distributed by PopCap, Plants vs. Zombies is a Tower Defense game were players unlock and choose specific plants to fight an army of zombies threatening to eat their brains. The first game was published in 2009, and ever since PopCap was bought by EA, more games (a sequel, two shooter spinoffs, and a card game) have been released.

Amongst the roster of plants, they can be classified into several categories - the plants either generate SUN which you use to place more plants; some are environment modifiers. Some apply negative effects to the zombies; some outright damage them.
This Plants vs Zombies game is actually kinda addictive.
by J-Son B. Retta February 19, 2018
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Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.
Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
by YAWA August 19, 2020
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plant gay

A gay person that has many plants and/or loves plants
Plant gays are the best type of gays
by suroy12_ October 27, 2020
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Durr Plant

A reductive cynical anti-meme created by YouTube personality I Hate Everything to describe the hopeless ridiculous lack of substance and sense that many memes have. He meant it to show how stupid Damn Daniel is by comparing it to the following; in a video titled 'I HATE DAMN DANIEL', IHE points his finger at a potted plant and shouts 'DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR' repeatedly. It was a bizarre and 'random' 'joke', and it perfectly portrayed how memes can originate from something so simple, it's hard to find out why people find it funny. This completely backfired for IHE because 'DURR PLANT' became an actual meme and got its own Know Your Meme page. This in turn escalated IHE's point, and he made a video titled 'I HATE DURR PLANT (AND JOKE THIEVES)' in which he explains how he never intended 'Durr Plant' to be an actual thing, and how the internet laughs at anything.
Script of Durr Plant
IHE Points at a potted plant.
IHE: "DURR PLANT! DURRRRRRRRRRRR! DURR PLAAAAANT!"
Internet: Hysterical laughter.
by CORONIUS January 17, 2017
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plantsexual

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3
plantsexual is not a valid sexuality
by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021
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