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You're playing chess against a Pigeon, and even if you win the Pigeon will smash all the pieces off the board and shit all over it.

It's a human behavior compiled by several different features such as (but not limited to) being a dick, douche or asshole and in a way not giving a shit about other people or acceptable social rules. A pigeon is annoying and is usually enhanced by Alcohol.
Someone spills a drink on your carpet but doesn't clean it up.
- "Man you're such a fucking Pigeon"

A group of drunk girls singing "I wanna dance with somebody" at 5am outside your window with no regards to sleeping residents".
- "Man I wish these pigeons would shut the fuck up. "

A person takes 7 tokes of a joint in 1 go in a circle of 6 people, disregarding the puff puff pass rule.
- "Man that guy is such a pigeon"
Pigeon by Sebbe SWEDEN November 11, 2014
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When you ejaculate out the second floor or higher window, and hit someone below you, like a pigeon.
Andrew was putting his keys in the door when he felt something on his shoulder. He thought it was a bird, but he got pigeoned by Nick.
Pigeon by Crackershinobi. June 27, 2009
Joe is in Jail because his girlfriend was a pigeon.
pigeon by Sara May 13, 2005
The broken english language that local hawaiians speak.
pigeon by mark allen January 25, 2004
a type of person in a group who adds nothing to the dynamic, but has a generally negative more than positive effect
I swear Lauren is such a fucking pigeon.
pigeon by writer 1999 March 10, 2016
you know how when u give one pigeon something, all the other pigeons come expecting some for each of them?
friend: yo lemme get some of that

me: sure but i don't have that much
friend 2: yo lemme get some too
friend 3: yeooo me too
me: god damn y'all some pigeons
pigeon by yyyessir October 19, 2019
a person with tiny ears like harry sb and who is fat. Eats of the floor
A pigeon has small ears
pigeon by A living human? March 16, 2020