Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

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pistol star

The act of urinating into an anus.

I thought he was just into anal, but then he pistol starred me so hard I was buttpissing all night.

Get the turkey baster! Paul wants the girls to pistol star him again.

by Lovely_Lolita August 31, 2013

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To put make your hand in the shape of a pistol (Thumbs up, Index and middle finger out) and then finger a girl from behind (2 fingers in snatch and thumb in the butt). Almost always done from a doggy-style position. Usually accompanied by pulling hair for a more degrading experience.

Person 1: So man does she like it nasty or what?

Person 2: Hell yeah, I grabbed on and pistol fucked her for an hour.

by src5tt January 3, 2009

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pistol rape

Just as pistol whipping implies the use of a pistol to whip a person, pistol raping involves the use of a pistol to sexualy violate a person.

Pistol rape can be carried out in several ways, and most involve the victim's orfices being penetrated in one way or another.

Phillip: "As long as I had him at gun point, I thought that I might as well pistol rape him."

Rodion: "Cool."

by Argonak April 13, 2008

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pistol grippin'

a verb that means: packing and using a gun (aka packing heat!).

I already got enough on my mind to be stressin'
And now I can't even watch the news? It's depressing...
Them dudes lost their lives overseas pistol grippin'...

by rich rick August 6, 2009

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Pistol Whipped

To be smacked in the face with the handle of a gun.

Charlie was talking shit, so I "pistol whipped" him with my gun.

by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008

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Pistol-Wii-pped

(pronounced preferably w/ hispanic accent for comedic value)n, v: when someone nails you in the back of the head with their Wii controler dangling by the wrist band.

Usage v, pt.: "She got really intense during a Wii tennis match. So much so that she went all out for a lob and accidentally 'Pistol-Wii-pped' me."

by Paul Lockyer "Doors" April 29, 2008

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