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pedosexual

It's not a sexual identity, you dumb fucks. It's just a bunch of pedophiles trying to be included in the LGBT community, making them look bad. LGBT people DO NOT support pedophilia. It's just a bunch of angry religious people who think that making them look bad will get them to be who everybody tells them they should be.
Avery: Hey Harry, are you part of the LGBT community?
Harry: Yeah.
Avery: What do you identify as?
Harry: I'm a pedosexual
Avery: ...you nasty ass. Get the fuck out. Your kind will never be supported.
by LGBTQ+ Supporter January 12, 2019
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PEMDAS

(pem-dis)
"Please Excuse My Dumb Ass Self"

Say this to someone and they forgive all the wrongs you did.
Sarah: "John you are evil how can you think it's ok to get belligerently drunk and steal my dog??"

John: "Yo, PEMDAS"

Sarah: "Oh ok! All good! :)"
by finnrmyman November 1, 2022
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PEMDAS

P(lease) , E(xcuse), M(y), D(ope), A(ss), S(wag) !
Ugh ! Im sorry ! PEMDAS !!
by 'WoahNah!' November 19, 2011
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Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)
Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*
by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020
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pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like
That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause
by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010
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pedosaurus

pedophiles over the age of 50
Bob Barker would be a pedosaurus.
by DelEdwardo February 25, 2015
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pedosmile

Creepy smile reminiscent of that of a pedophile. A la hunting children.
The playground is an inappropriate place for a pedosmile. Those helicopter moms are going to kick your ass.
by OAssBitches May 10, 2016
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