pentsexual

A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.

person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.

person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?

person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.

by roger129 August 4, 2011

Peentoo

A less offensive way of saying penis. Most commonly said by nerdy losers.

Hey bro, you just touched my peentoo!

by FreddyMaddox April 17, 2010

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

peensquad

THE MOST BADASS GROUP IN LONG BEACH. Known for slapping (timmys) ass and fucking girls.
EACH MEMBER HAS A COCK AROUND 8 INCHES

Girl: Holy fuck its peensquad
peensquad: *cums in girls mouth*

by peensquad April 2, 2019

Peentard

A gay man with a learning disability.

Carl: What did you call Jim again?

Richard: I called him a peentard. Got a problem?

by gameismyname January 28, 2022

peentis

A term used to refer to the "Scrotum Pole" (often used as an insult)

'One day you're going to lick my peentis' or 'Jim, you remind me of a big, smelly peentis.'

by Chris P. Johnson December 21, 2003

peenis

the body part between the boy's legs

Is it possible to lick my own peenis?

by goodsa December 17, 2011